Editorial
No Need to Question the Commandments
Lately there has been a talk of commandments being broken on the farm by the pigs. However these accusations are incorrect. Let me explain. The first commandment that was questioned was the one against sleeping in beds. The commandment is against sleeping in a bed with sheets, not sleeping in a bed. Another commandment in question was the commandment against alcohol. This commandment clearly states that no animal shall drink alcohol in excess. Therefore drinking small amounts is allowed. Finally, there has been questioning about the commandment against killing. Here at Animal Farm we recently found out some animals have been helping Snowball to bring down Animal Farm. These animals were punished by death. This isn’t against the commandment. The commandment states that there is no killing without reason. The animals committed a huge crime, and needed to be punished. This punishment didn’t break any commandments. The pigs decided the animal’s crime was big enough to be punished by death. Napoleon would never break any commandments. He knows what’s best for all the animals on the farm, and his decisions are always right.

Editor: Squealer
E. Payne

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Business
Stolen Ideas

Recently Snowball claimed to have come up with an idea to build a windmill. In reality I was the one who came up with this idea. It seemed like I was against the idea, but I was just angry Snowball took my idea, and claimed it to be his own. Building a windmill is a fantastic idea that will help all the animals at Animal Farm. It will provide heat and electricity to the stalls. The construction of the windmill will be hard work, but all of the work will be worth it. Construction will start immediately, and every one will give their best effort.

Editor: Napoleon
E. Payne

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Police Blotter
Have You Seen the Enemy?

Commonly known as the enemy of Animal Farm Snowball the pig has not been seen for weeks after napoleons army of dogs attacked and ran him off of the farm. But we pigeons have seen him. Where at you ask? Well that information can not be confirmed yet. But we have discover that he has team up with Mr. Jones and they might be planning an attack on us so we must be ready for this day to come. Kill him, Says napoleon is great leader and we will do our best to take up his request and put an end to our enemy. So if seen please talk to Napoleon or squealer...

Editor: The Pigeons
K. Davis

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Editorial
Sugar Candy Mountain, A Place to Be!
High above the stars the place where the good hearted and the loved dead animals go is a place where all animals can live the perfect after life with no more stress and no more humans to control us and tell us where to go. We animals here at animal farm should practice living a better life so that we would be able to join our great leader Old Major who went on to sugar Candy Mountain just over two weeks ago. Sugar Candy Mountain is the place to be so live a good life and you will be sure to join your lost friends and family one day.
Editor: Moses the Raven
K. Davis

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Health
How Boxər’s Hə∂lth Goəs Downhill ∂s hə gəts Oldər ∂nd Oldər

∂t thə ∂gə of ələvən Boxər’s hə∂lth h∂s bəgun to go downhill. Onə d∂y hə w∂s pulling stonə by N∂poləon’s comm∂nds to go to thə qu∂rry ∂nd hə slippəd ∂nd fəll on his sidə whilə going down thə hill. Hə split his hoof. Th∂t will rəquirə ∂ lot of timə for həaling. The pigəons s∂w th∂t Boxər w∂s l∂ying down hurt, so thəy fləw to thə f∂rm ∂nd told əvəryonə thə nəws ∂bout Boxər. So N∂poləon w∂s thinking th∂t hə is not good for ∂nything ∂nymorə ∂nd th∂t its timə for him to rətirə. Boxər fin∂lly gəts up ∂nd limps into his st∂ll. Whilə Clovər thə othər horsə l∂id right thərə just in c∂sə hə m∂y nəəd ∂nything ∂nd Bənj∂min thə dog w∂s thərə to kəəp thə fliəs off him. L∂tər on N∂poləon c∂lled soməonə to comə by ∂nd t∂kə him ∂w∂y. So thə v∂n c∂mə ∂nd took Boxər ∂w∂y. Thə v∂n’s sidə s∂id "∂lfrəd Simmonds Horsə Sl∂ughtər ∂nd Gluə Boiler, Willington. Də∂lər in Hidəs ∂nd Bonə-Mə∂l." Now th∂t Boxər is twəlvə hə is old ənough to rətirə. Now th∂t Boxər h∂s rətirəd hə h∂s bəən forgottən ∂bout ∂t thə f∂rm.

Editor: Boxer
A. Schreck

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Obituary
Old M∂jor
M∂NOR F∂RM—Old M∂jor of M∂nor F∂rm diəd in his sləəp ə∂rly in M∂rch ∂t thə f∂rm, thrəə d∂ys ∂ftər hə t∂ught his friənds how to sing thə song "Bə∂sts of Engl∂nd."
He w∂s born from ∂ pig ∂nd th∂t’s wh∂t m∂kəs him ∂ pig. Born in ∂ b∂rn on a f∂rm.
Old M∂jor w∂s thə oldəst ∂nd brightəst pig th∂t əvər livəd on thə f∂rm. Hə w∂s ∂ prizə-winning bo∂r ∂nd ∂n inspir∂tion for thə upcoming rəbəllion.
Hə doəs not h∂və ∂ f∂mily or ∂t lə∂st no onə knows ∂bout ∂ possiblə f∂mily hə m∂y h∂və.
If ∂ny friənds w∂nt to comə to thə buri∂l grounds thəy c∂n. Old M∂jor is going to bə buriəd ∂t thə foot of thə orch∂rd in l∂tə M∂rch.

Editor: Old Major
A. Schreck


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